Ryan Rodney Reynolds (born October 23, 1976) is a Canadian actor and film producer. Ryan Rodney Reynolds was born on October 23, 1976, in Vancouver, British Columbia. In 2016, Reynolds found critical and commercial success with Deadpool, a film that had been in development as early as 2000. He is often known with his hilarious Twitter statuses as well. People, including me, love his statuses, because he often bring fun into our lives in these hard times. We have gathered 30 of his best (according to us) Tweets he has posted recently.
1. Game Of Thrones
Game of Thrones is not really historically accurate. Well, I didn’t know that, but I guess it is true.
2. The surprise
Well, his kids are going to surprise him for his birthday and he heard a conversation that they are going to move out. Well, I guess it is a bit of a surprise.
3. Happy B to his wife
He is saying happy birthday to his wife, but why did he cropped her? I guess he did that on purpose.
4. Playing in the sand
I guess playing with your daughter on the sand. I bet she loves being buried to the neck, but is she going to be that happy to leave her like that until the next day?
5. Being a dad
Being a dad and being a hero at the same time is a wonderful thing. Eating gummy-bears while your wife is giving a birth is another great thing you can do while waiting.
6. The Disney movies
We all bet his daughter loves Disney movies not because of the last mentioned part. She just loves them, because they are great. We all love Disney movies.
7. Asking you doctor
Asking your doctor if you can get an extension (4th or 5th trimester). This is some great advice. We are all laughing.
8. Going to Disney Land
Well, yes, his daughter was excited about Disney Land, that’s why he went there and told her.
9. Being afraid of gluten
We all know that gluten is not that healthy, but you shouldn’t be afraid that much.
10. The 6am walk
Having a walk with your daughter at 6am every morning is something wonderful. I wish all of us could do that.
11. The carpet
When leaving a hotel it is a lot of fun to let the staff know that the fire resistant carpet is really fire resistant. I bet their faces were more than funny.
12. Finding money in your old pants
There is nothing better than finding money in your old pair of pants. Well, I guess discovering you have a second daughter is much much better.
13. Watching Frozen without your kid
Watching Frozen without your kid is something you can always do. I have never really watched it, but I guess it is worth it.
14. Wishing happy birthday
This funny thing here is that he is saying “Also, happy birthday to my wife” like they are not married. Well, I guess the joke is on her.
15. Miley Cyrus song
Well, his daughter loves that song, because she is associating it with doing something on the breaks of his car.
16. The moral of the story
No matter what book he is reading to his crying kid on the airplane, his kid keeps crying.
17. The safe word
After jogging for an hour past his neighbour’s open bedroom window he was able to hear the safe word.
18. Not teaching his daughter
Well, I guess that the joke’s on twitter user ‘roberto’, because Ryan Reynolds is not teaching his daughter to read.
19. Being a father
Well, in this Tweet, he is joking that being a father is he single greatest feeling in the world not including the years he spend without a child.
20. Being a father is responsibility
In this tweet he states that being a father is responsibility, especially about the child nobody knows about.
21. Tossing the car keys
Well, in this tweet he is joking that he tossed the car keys to his daughter. Well, the joke’s on him.
22. The brother
His brother used that word and he had trouble listening the rest of their relationship. This is funny!
23. The difference
In this tweet he is stating that he can’t really tell the difference between mediation and silent inner shrieking.
24. The Life Coach
In this funny tweet he states that if he was a life coach he would let all his clients know that they just hired a Life Coach and is already too late!
25. Kite surfing
In this funny tweet regarding kite surfing he states that you can continue to kite surf (depending on the wind) one hour after a particular event.
26. His mom
In this funny tweet he is asking his mom to out to lunch and laughs pretty hard before never seeing her again.