32 Twitter Users Reveal The Stupid Things They Believed As Kids


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Twitter never fails to make our lives better by bringing a lot of amusement and entertainment our way. We guess that people who have some time to spare each day need to simply log into their Twitter account and find a topic to follow. The one you see here is among the best you could find. It reveals the things people believed as kids. If it sounds promising to you, then you are correct.

1. The toad 

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Here is how this list can start in the best possible way, and we had a really good laugh when we saw this post. This person probably felt weird when they understood the true meaning of this expression.

2. The goldfish 

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Now, this is one thing that probably happened to many people across the globe in one way or another. Parents know how this happens and why they do it.

3. The carrots

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Talking about parenthood, we need to admit many of the things our parents did to make us do this and that were manipulative, but they still achieve their main goal, for our own good.

4. The dogs

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Dad humor is always unmatched, but it might take a bit longer to understand a classic dad joke. As you can see, this person probably realized their dad had what it takes to come up with a great joke.

5. The kid

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Wow, this is one very complicated scenario that no kid would ever doubt, and you can see why. It seems that persuasing someone is a real craft that needs to be practiced often.

6. The graves

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Now, this is the kind of white lie that probably the majority of parents use often, and they do it for a reason. There are always difficulties when you need to explain something to a kid.

7. The monkeys 

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Some of the things kids believed in when they were still learning about life are absurd. There are moments when we can have a good laugh when we learn about some of them, and this is one of these moments.

8. The mom

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There are not many ways to make kid stop doing what they do all the time if it could hurt them. In this case, sucking the thumb could be potentially dangerous, and it becomes a habit, too.

9. The action 

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Wow, this is yet another thing that is hard to believe once you hear it. If a kid cannot help but constantly point at graves, their parents could come up with something like this, and it is kind of weird, too.

10. The vacuum

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This is one very sophisticated thing to believe in, especially if you are a kid, and we cannot help but wonder why would a kid be interested in this kind of thing. It seems some kids have a lot of interests.

11. The graduation 

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Well, this is one sarcastic post that has the kind of vibe we like. It seems that this is also something many people could relate to. Graduating does not equal getting a good job.

12. The hospital 

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Buying a kid is something that would be illegal, to say the least. As you can see, this is one tweet that sparks a lot of questions, but we can also see that this person was just not able to get a joke from their mom.

13. The money

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When they say that money does not grow on trees, there is no wonder that some people would wonder if this is not true and believe the opposite. It seems this person is one of the latter.

14. The seeds

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Now, this is one funny thing to believe in, and there is hardly a surprise this kid believe in such nonsense. Kids are gullable and they would trust anyone with anything they say to them.

15. The poles

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We are not sure if this person was told all of this, or came up with such a conclusion on their own. Either way, this is an extremely funny and absurd thing to believe in.

16. The show

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Wow, this is something that we never thought we see someone believe in. The person who posted this probably saw The Truman Show when they were a kid, and that would explain everything.

17. The snails 

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This is actually something that is not far from the truth, but it is not correct either, and you can see why. Slugs and snails have a lot if common but the main difference between them is the presence of the shell.

18. The presenters 

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It seems that this is also a post that might have some truth to it, but it is largely not something you could believe in because it is simply not so. As you probably know, presenters use a device to read their script.

19. The TV

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This is surely one of the things many people probably believe in at some point in their childhood, and nobody could blame them for it, too. For a kid, this makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

20. The blood 

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Here is yet another thing someone believed in when they are a kid that makes zero sense. Still, kids believe in all kinds of weird things, so this is only part of that list, we guess.

21. The uncle

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There is nothing easier than trying to convince a kid in whatever you think of. In this case, someone was persuasive enough to convince this person to believe these stacks were giant marshmallows.

22. The footage 

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Imagine if what this person believed as a kid was actually real – that would be wild, would you agree? It seems that kids would believe anything based on their preferences and the things they don’t know yet.

23. The gum 

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This is a popular thing that probably most of us believe in at some point, and there is a reason for it. As you can see, this myth about swallowing gum is quite popular. Parents wanted us to stop swallowing gum.

24. The job

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Well, this is something that we would have loved to be real, but it is sadly as far from the truth as possible. There is no telling how many people would want the same thing as us.

25. The boys

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Well, this is something that is kind of awkward and we have never thought about such a perspective before. Still, we guess we can understand the kid’s logic behind such an assumption.

26. The person

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There are moments when kids realize they have been tricked into doing something they would never do otherwise. In this case, this person must admit their granddad really did a great job tricking them.

27. The grandpa 

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It appears that people can come up with all sorts of things so they could trick their offspring into believing the unbelievable. In this case, the person who came up with the whale story is a genius.

28. The gum

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Here is yet another person who believe the gum myth, and this only shows just how many of us believed the same thing when they were kids. It appears that gum does not stay inside of us any longer than the rest of the food we eat.

29. The minute 

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There are moments in life when we need to learn a lesson or two about how things happen in life. In the tweet above, you see how one person learned how long a minute took when they were a kid.

30. The birth 

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Being a kid means you have the freedom to believe in whatever you please, as long as it is not dangerous. This post reveals something incredibly unbelievable, but the person still thought it was true.

31. The seed

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It seems that this is also one very popular thing kids believed in for a reason. The reason was mostly their parents who tried to make them behave in a healthy way.

32. The sun

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This is something that is slightly true, but the essence is not: nobody is personally followed by the moon or the sun, and only kids would believe in this.


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Patrick Bennet
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