35 People On Reddit Share The Completely Useless Talents They Have


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There are countless moments in everyone’s life when they are able to succeed or avoid something bad thanks to a certain skill or talent. It is true that we are all unique in a way, and the talents we have are different as well. Still, some of these talents are not of particularly good use, but that does not mean we cannot brag about them and share them with other people. This is what several people did on Reddit after someone asked them to. You can read the whole thread on Reddit.

1. The crawler 

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Well, this is not an entirely useless skill, because one could never know when crawling on all fours could come in handy. It seems that it would be very attractive for everyone to witness how this person does his magic.

2. The ear rumbler 

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This is something we have never seen someone do for real, and there are several times we have heard about people who can actually do this. It would be nice to witness how this happens for real.

3. The husband 

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Well, this is not exactly a talent or a skill, but rather a weird database that we are not entirely sure someone needs to have. This person probably has a good reason to know all of this.

4. The vomit

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Now, this is one thing we could never expect someone to brag about. Doing this is something that we never want to see, and we guess this person found out about this talent in an unpleasant way.

5. The sounds 

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Wow, this sounds like a talent that could be put to good use by people who conduct research on bird population and behavior – ornithologists. The thing this person claims to be capable of sounds awesome.

6. The memory 

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Here is another talent that we find to be rather useful, but only for the person who has it. We guess that people who have such abilities can never get into an awkward situation because they will never forget anyone.

7. The water 

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Here is how some people can amaze us with the things they can do. We know that some individuals are highly skilled, but this person has shared the kind of thing we have always wanted to do, but never couldn’t.

8. The size

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This is by far the best skill we have heard of, and we wish we had this as an asset to use every time we cook. There are people who are blessed with having awesome powers such as this one.

9. The arms 

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Here is how one person was able to make us feel goosebumps. This is the first time we have seen someone who claims to see better when there is no light, and we feel like this is wrong in a certain way.

10. The solver 

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Wow, this is something that we have always admired. We know that people who solve this cube in a matter of seconds exist, but we have never met one of them in person.

11. The balance

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This is one unusual talent, but we guess this person is always the life of the party, no matter where they go to have fun. We wish we had a special skill such as this one.

12. The laugh

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We have never seen someone do this, but we are sure that if we do, we will be just as creeped out as the people who already saw this person were. It sounds odd.

13. The legs

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This is something that many people have done when they were kids, us included. It seems that people who did it back in the day would find it hard to do it today.

14. The talent 

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It is true that people have a lot of bad habits to get rid of, but there are other things they need to focus on if they want to change the course of their life. This post reveals one such problem.

15. The impression 

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There are moments when we are stunned by the things people can do. In this case, one person was able to boast a skill that could actually be useful when this person protects their home.

16. The growl 

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In addition to be previous post, we just had to share this one, too. As you can see, this person probably wastes their talent by not performing it on stage.

17. The fonts

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We guess this skill requires a lot of knowledge. In order to recognize fonts, this person probably knows a lot of different locations, meaning they have been busy learning new things for quite some time.

18. The chant 

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Here is how a post reveals the secret of having an enviable talent: practice. Yes, practice makes perfect, and we are certain that this skill is something the person who posted this is proud of.

19. The coin

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Here is something that we have never heard of before. It seems that doing this sounds too easy at first, but when you consider the incredible and accurate feel for the coin’s weight, it makes things a lot harder.

20. The eater 

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This is not exactly a talent, but it is a skill, we guess. And what is better about it is that we would prefer someone to eat fast, rather than nibbling on something for hours. It is not healthy to eat fast, though.

21. The ears

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Now, this is something that we wish we could see in person, and you can probably understand why. Vibrating your eyes sounds like a whole new concept to us, as we have never seen someone do this.

22. The catcher 

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There are moments when we envy someone for the things they could do, and this is one such moment. As you can see, one person described their amazing skills, and it is something we would love to have in our skill set.

23. The writer 

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Here is how one person described something that might not be useful, but it sounds very cool. Writing in such a way would be nice to see, especially when the text is big enough for us to be impressed.

24. The odor

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Wow, this is something we would really like to have as a feature, but it is a matter of genetics, we guess. There is no telling how awesome would be for us to never sweat again.

25. The brain freeze

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Here is something that we cannot decide whether to describe as a skill or talent, because this is something you cannot train to have. You simply have this, or you wish you had it, just like we do now.

26. The accuracy 

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Here is another example of how practice makes perfect, and we kind of envy this person as well. Imagine having the kind of skill this person has. This sounds like the source of endless fun.

27. The nap

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Now, this is something that is quite awesome to have as a skill, because we have busy schedules, just like most people out there. It would be very useful to set your inner timer and take a nap that is calculated down to the last second.

28. The knees

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It appears that people are sometimes capable of things that would make other sick the moment they see it happen. This is one such example. We guess that this person needs to be careful not to take this too far.

29. The day

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Here is someone who has a lot of brain capacity, and you can tell that by the skill they described they have. It seems that people who can do similar things are always the ones we respect the most.

30. The skull

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Well, there you have it – yet another person who seems to have mad skills that can drive you crazy once you see a demonstration. While it sounds awesome, we are not sure if we want to see this happen in person.

31. The arm

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Having a skill is something to brag about only if it could impress others. When you read this post and try to do the thing this person claims to be capable of, then you will have no choice but to admire it.

32. The toes

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This is not much of a skill, but we guess that it still helps if you have mastered such moves. To be honest, we have tried to do this multiple times, but it rarely leads to success.

33. The bubbles 

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Wow, this is one of the skills on the list that appeared to be both gross and impressive. We are not sure how this happens, but we guess this person is the only one who could do it.

34. The analyst 

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Here is how people can feel weird if they met this person. Imagine meeting with them and seeing how they guess where you were born, without them knowing anything about you.

35. The argument 

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This is the most relatable skill on this list, and there is no telling how many times we have done it ourselves.


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