Kids are always eager to learn new things, and parents know best how this feels. The constant plethora of questions they throw at their parents is sometimes too much to handle, but no mom or dad has a choice. They must respond and give lessons about this or that. It seems that kids are still choosing to learn some things on their own, and they even rename things they have heard about, but are not quite certain how to refer to. The list below is about the funny ways in which they rename different things.
1. The tissues
This is a great thing for marketers out there to use, and we would gladly have a bless you box at home. This kid has a real talent.
2. The location
We tried to imagine what would it be like if that building was really named like that. It would be the last place we would go then, we guess.
3. The trampolines
This is one of the words we have zero idea about where it comes from or who came up with it, but this kid has come up with a better word.
4. The day
Here is yet another example of how a kid reinvented a word we all use often. It seems that it really sounds better, and we like it a lot.
5. The notebook
Well, this is a kind of an awkward thing to do, and we think that the kid will eventually find about the mistake and feel awkward as well.
6. The honkeys
Geese make that distinctive sound that probably made the kid call them honkeys, and we think that it is a very fitting name.
7. The sandals
Now, this is one complicated mistake that the kid would never understand until adulthood, but we guess it is worth laughing at it now.
8. The flowers
This is a curious way to refer to dandelions, and we think that the kid had a very good reason to decide to name these flowers like that.
9. The daughter
Once we saw this tweet, we could never go back to normal, and we love how armpit makeup sounds. It is an awesome expression.
10. The edibles
Now, this is something that could easily become a problem for the parents if the kid happen to say it public, and we can all see why.
11. The rainbrella
Here is yet another word that is a lot better than the original. As you can see, rainbrella is an awesome word that needs to become a synonym for umbrella.
12. The members
We know how some kids would assume something and would not accept corrections even when they are obviously wrong about this or that. Here is how that works.
13. The niece
This is one rather inappropriate way to refer to jeans, but we believe the kid had no vile intention when she came up with this name.
14. The Syrup
We are not quite sure how did this toddler come up with the continent named Syrup, but we think that it does not matter at all.
15. The son
Now, this is a word we would insist on becoming a legitimate one. Tyers is the most appropriate word substitute for shoelaces, and we love it.
16. The shows
Wow, this is how your kid could easily get you in an embarrassing situation, and we love how that happened. We are glad it wasn’t us.
17. The teeth
Some of the things kids come up with are too weird or funny, but this is spot on. The kid that referred to teeth as smile bones is very smart for sure.
18. The dipping
This is yet another example of how something simple could change in an instant. We are never calling it skinny dipping again, too.
19. The dragon
Parents usually know that their kids can come up something weird, but we are certain that nothing could have prepared this mother for such a convo.
20. The watermelon
Wow, this tweet could really make everyone change their mood from gloomy or sad to fantastic in just a minute, and we absolutely love this.
21. The toddler
We are coffee drinkers and lovers, and we would really love to be able to refer to coffee grounds ass bean dirt in public, but we would not be understood.
22. The potty
There is no surprise in the fact this person longs to be on another planet, and you could be in their shoes under similar circumstances.
23. The mittens
Gloves are a common thing, and we never liked that word for some reason, but this tweet has brought us joy. We will adopt this synonym.
24. The field
Parenting may sometimes be hard, but there are rewarding moments such as the one described above. It was a whole period, and not a moment, too.
25. The lemon tongue
It is true that people can sometimes fail to understand their kids, and referring to something as a lemon tongue would surely be hard to decipher.
26. The son
Well, this kid has got a point, and we could not blame him for referring to pads like that. One day, he will learn the difference.
27. The sign
It is true that we live in tough times, but things like this one make it all seem a lot easier than it is, and bring a smile to our faces, too.
28. The flavor
This is one Twitter account that never disappoints, and we can admit that this is one of the best posts coming from it we have ever seen.
29. The Boss Baby
We understand that this is one simple mistake, but the way the parent interpreted it is what really makes all the difference here.
30. The movies
Here is how one simple misunderstanding of a word can literary transform the whole meaning of the expression, and the parent’s sarcasm made it even better.
31. The hot ball
Here is how two people who were friends both were able to develop synonyms for things we all know, and we love their effort.
32. The term
While this is a somewhat disgusting thing to comment on, we must admit that these kids have a point, and it even sounds accurate.
33. The rackets
Now, this is one of the best tweets we have seen, and you can see why. This suggestion is something that should be seriously considered.
34. The reference
This seems to be a vile thing to say or write, but when you think about it, you cannot help but agree with this term.
35. The arm ankles
We guess that people out there would agree that this tweet has a few very notable suggestions that should be implemented as soon as possible.
36. The signs
Here is how all motorists should refer to this sign, and we absolutely love the suggestion made by this kid.