A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.
Many dad jokes may be considered anti-jokes, deriving humor from an intentionally unfunny punchline
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times wrote an impassioned defence of the genre in June 1987 under the headline “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them”. The term “dad jokes” received mentions in the American sitcom How I Met Your Mother in 2008 and the Australian quiz show Spicks and Specks in 2009. In September 2019, Merriam-Webster added dad joke to the dictionary.
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1. The only one
This is a pretty good one. Nice comeback mrs.
2. Plastic Surgery
This one is a very good one. It’s about plastic surgery addicts. He sees a few new faces and he’s disappointed which means their surgeries didn’t end well.
3. Your vacuum is gathering dirt on you for years
Well, this one is kind of funny, because all the people who think that they are being spied by their Smartphones and Smart TVs may as well think they are spied by their vacuum cleaners.
4. When it is boring
Well, the answer to that joke is in the joke itself. We can all think of what his parents did when they were bored keeping in mind that he had 15 brothers and sisters.
5. The strong password
Understanding everything literally sometimes is not that good at all. Well, having your password like that is not that bad at all.
6. The old man and his wife
Well, this is a good one if you can’t remember someone’s name. Me, personally have called a lot of girls like that through the years, especially when I can’t remember their names. Sometimes they like it, sometimes they don’t.
7. Read between the lines
8. The real math
Here is an example of simple math that can make you wondering and questioning your math skills.
9. The taxi and the music
In this one he mistook the band kiss with the action kiss. That’s why he answered let’s listen to the music first.
10. The steak and the waitress
Here is a simple answer to pretty simple question. She meant to ask if the steak was delicious.
11. The bitcoin dad
Here the funny part is that the bitcoin price changes rapidly and since he’s an investor he always says the correct price.
12. The earth is rotating
Actually on this one when the earth is rotating it is making the day, so he’s kind of right.
13. The Genie and the 3 wishes
In this one the Genie played it smart. He can’t sue it now!
14. The great grandfather
In this one either way he is a great grandfather, but I hope he is great for real.
15. This one is smart
Well, I guess this one is smart, but I don’t really like it.
16. The hot weather and the air condition
Here at first you will think that his coworker is hot, like beautiful, but she is actually hot, so they are turning the air condition on and everything is cool.
17. This one is smart too
Since Dwayne Johnson is named “The Rock”, for course you will hit “rock bottom”.
18. The best friend
His friend is just trying to cheer him up. That’s why he’s trying to make him start thinking that it could be worse and that way he should feel better.
19. The wife and the “apple watch”
In this one when he told his wife they are going for an “Apple Watch” she thought he meant the actual watch, but he decided to play smart and to make her watch some apple trees.
20. Albert Einstein
Well, I couldn’t really get this one, but if someone can explain I will be more than happy. Maybe he meant Frankenstein which is consisted of Frank and Enstein…
21. McDonald’s farm
This one is inspired by an old kids song. Don’t feel bad if you don’t know the song…
22. The guy who invented zero
Here is a thanks for nothing, because that guy really invented Zero.
23. The girlfriend and the eyebrows
She had drawn her eyebrows too high and when a person is surprised he/she usually have her eyebrows high.
24. The Apple Car
In this one we are referring the operating systems Apple OS and Windows OS, since the Apple OS doesn’t need any kind of windows OS to run if they are to make a car, the car would need no windows.
25. The Song
In this one he answers with a part of the song.
26. The girlfriend and the relationship
In this joke since the girl asked for a serious relationship he decided to stop smiling and be serious all the time. All she meant like for example moving in together and so on…
27. The Spanish-speaking friend
In this one the word “much” literally means “a lot”, so here is used it with double meaning.
28. The Police Officer
In this one he used the part where it can be understood that the officer is looking for someone with his one eye, but actually the officer was looking for a one eyed man.
29. The sense of direction
In this one since he have no sense of direction he wasn’t expecting this from his wife.