A 3-Year-Old Claims He Knows Everything, Does Reddit “Ask Me Anything” To Prove It


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Reddit may surprise you in more ways than one, and we understand that it is the kind of place one could find everything they seek or need. This is what makes this vast online space great. We know that some things are more specific and rare than others. The case with the topic below is the exact same thing – a curious thread that is like no other. We understand that people are amused by this type of content, hence the list below. It is about a father who promised to ask his toddler everything users would like to ask, and the answers were all super funny. You can read all the questions on Reddit.

1. The question 

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We know that most people would probably end world hunger or bring peace to everyone, but a toddler would probably get some juice.

2. The time ahead

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Well, this is a genuine answer given by a three-year-old toddler, and we guess the fact it makes no sense seems to make it even better.

3. The meaning

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There are philosophers that could envy this kid’s wisdom, and we guess that the meaning of life is one’s individual life – it sounds good.

4. The eyes

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This funny answer made us think if there are actually people out there who are commanded by entities stuck in their heads, just like in a sci-fi movie.

5. The sleep 

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This is one rather creepy answer, and we are not entirely sure about the voices this kid speaks of. We hope it is not the kind of scary scenario we think of.

6. The thing

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This is correct, as there is no telling just how complex a toddler’s idea can be, and we know that children have the wildest imagination possible, too.

7. The memory

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This is surely the cutest and wholesomest thing this kid could say, and we are super happy to see this answer. There are things that we remember all our lives.

8. The naps 

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We are not sure about what this toddler wanted to say here, but we think that some people would find some kind of logic behind it. We couldn’t.

9. The spinach

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This is the kind of honest answer we expected to see. We understand that some people would answer this in a different way, but honesty always wins.

10. The hero

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We guess that the father of this kid would have loved to be the toddler’s hero, but we all must admit that nobody could be loved more than a superhero.

11. The speed 

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This is an amazing answer because the kid had no idea about the speed of light, but we know that you cannot go wrong with an answer like that.

12. The person

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We think that this kid is definitely going places, and this answer proves it. It is always a good thing to have plenty of self-confidence.

13. The thing

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Kids sometimes answer questions in the funniest possible ways. This kid, however, decided that a toy car would qualify as the best thing in the world.

14. The book 

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You cannot expect that a kid that is only three years old would have read a lot of books, so this answer is not a surprise to us.

15. The power

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There is no surprise in the fact that this kid loves Superman. One look at this answer will give you an idea about why that is a fact.

16. The dad

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This is one sweet and honest answer, and we guess the kid is happy and proud to have a dad that provides such amazing walks in the park.

17. The wood 

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Well, this is the kind of answer we would give to such a silly question, and we guess the kid nailed it with this one.

18. The marmalade 

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When asked this question, the kid probably immediately wanted to have a couple of bread slices with a thick layer of marmalade. Nobody could blame a toddler for that.

19. The sister and brother 

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Well, here is a situation that seems to be a bit awkward. The toddler obviously had a brother, but wanted a sister instead.

20. The opinion 

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Having a kid discuss politics is awesome, as you could surely expect to receive hilarious answers that may surprise you and make you laugh at the same time.

21. The preference

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Considering the fact that the toddler was assisted by the father when giving all these answers, it must have been a tough pill for him to swallow.

22. The decision 

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Well, this is something that nobody could argue with. When kids become adults, they are usually a lot bigger than they were 3 years old.

23. The bugs

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This is something we have in common with this kid, and we guess that most people would feel the same way about their answer given here. It seems we are all scared of bugs.

24. The pizza

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Yes, kid, that is correct. We all love good pizzas. The problem we have now is that we love pizza and we experienced immediate pizza cravings.

25. The birth

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This is either an answer given because the kid does not remember, or the kind of response that could make us stop asking questions.

26. The thing

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Well, this is a good try, but we know that there are a lot bigger things than bears. We know this because we have seen much bigger things.

27. The toes

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This is yet another great strategy to use when you are not certain about an answer to a question. We believe this kid will do well in life.

28. The sun 

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It seems that sometimes the sun stops working, but it is actually never napping or resting. We just don’t see it all the time, that is all.

29. The fox

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There was a popular song that featured this line, but the kid probably doesn’t know it. Still, the answer fits the theme of that song.

30. The secret

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This is a legitimate answer, and we guess that it makes a lot of sense. There is no telling just how many people would love this answer.

31. The decision 

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We think that this kid might be a lot wiser than one could assume. This is the right answer to such a question. All the good places are outside.

32. The sweet kid 

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We wish we could also retain the energy we had as kids, because being an adult is actually very hard when you are out of shape.

33. The song 

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This is a song that was probably everyone’s favorite at one point in their lives, and we are not surprised by this answer.

34. The animal 

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We know that this answer is not entirely correct, but we guess the toddler considers Batman to be a real bat and not a person.

35. The Moon 

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This answer is not the thing one could expect to hear from a toddler, but the father probably helped with it.


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Patrick Bennet
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